If you are not a very rich Ugandan, and I mean an insanely rich Ugandan, it’s hard to live your dream car fantasy without starting from the bottom. For this article, starting from the bottom will mean purchasing the most cheaply locally available model year and make of your dream car, and moving up the chain by upgrading to a newer model whenever you can afford it.
Currently, chances are you can’t afford your dream car and if you are an average Ugandan, you’ll probably never afford it. Do not feel like I am disrespecting your hustle, it’s a global thing. Over 90% of car owners can’t and won’t ever afford their dream car. We all almost always have “a dream car” and a “realistic dream car.” The realistic dream car is your favorite one of what you, your bank account and your future financial projections can afford first.
The disadvantage you have as a Ugandan is that even if your fortunes finally balance your bank account, you need to save a lot more because the tax man (URA) probably wants 150% of the car’s purchase price in taxes. This explains why the car purchase culture is buying locally used cars from those who have upgraded, or those whose problems cost more than their income and the car has to go.
Now, throughout car buying history and manufacturer loyalty, and the reason car makers release new models of their cars every year, is to give the loyal fans of a particular type of car an upgrade.
For example if you bought a 2006 Toyota Mark X today and you fell in fanatic love with it, chances are when it’s time to upgrade, you’ll move up to a later model to continue enjoying the Mark X goodness but in a refreshed interior, styling and technology.
It’s a theory of “the manufacturers attract you with one model year, and keep you hooked by providing you with upgrades of something you deeply love.”
As a Ugandan Mercedes Benz E Class admirer, if you follow the tradition of starting from the bottom, your most cheaply available E Class is the W210 E Class. That’s traditionally our entry level E Class. Unless your budget is big enough for the W211 which have become very common and relatively attainable.
Personally, I am a Mercedes fanatic. In my opinion, they make the best cars in the world and I’ve said this countless times. The best in terms of what is practically necessary, safe, luxurious, durable and reliable. They also make beautiful cars.
However, in that lineage of beautiful Mercedes cars, there is that one that’s the ugly duckling. And for the entire heritage of Mercedes cars, it’s got to be the 1999 Mercedes Benz E Class. It is truly awful to look at especially when you realize that it’s a Mercedes. Where credit is due; it perfectly set up the design for the W211 which is often considered the best looking E Class until their latest one – the W213.
Its 2021 now and my honest recommendation is that you skip the 1999 Mercedes Benz E Class. It’s not worth it today. It has not aged gracefully in styling, comfort and enjoyable driving experience. And with how steeply it has depreciated, it does not hold any value for the money you are going to put in to purchase and maintain it. In the unfortunate event that you have to sale it, this particular one is guaranteed to bring no profit.
I can’t remember smiling once the entire time I drove this car. Moments where I was consumed in conversation with the owner I forgot that I was driving a Mercedes because it lacked the special feeling driving a Mercedes car gives you. The overwhelming atmosphere of my review was that I was more aware that I was driving something really ancient than anything else.
The interior is old, visibly. You can’t help feeling like you are in 1996 driving around in your grandmother’s sitting room. Which you probably are, they were making these cars then. That feeling offers no comfort because the sitting room in your grandmother’s house today is probably a more modern place to sit. So for the sake of not insulting your grandmother, you are left comparing this to driving around in a history class.
It is horrendous. The long bonnet and wheelbase even today where mid-size sedans have become larger than life still have it looking a little too long on the road. Unattractively so. It lacks the modern appeal of a similarly longer Toyota Crown from a few years after and this is Mercedes.
We however, have to acknowledge that Mercedes future proofs their cars and we can always count on that German reliability. Therefore for where you find one that’s been fairly maintained, you can count on that too. The perks of it being a Mercedes are of course obvious in that regard.
Despite the history lesson experience of driving it, it feels sturdy and well built. The cabin is firm even as you thrash it on our terrible uneven roads. It still lives up to the Mercedes reliability and build quality and that has got to be the only good thing I found about it.
It handles like driving around in an arcade on wheels and unless you are driving in a straight line it’s terrifying when you speed. Nobody watching you driving this car will envy you, even you don’t feel special enough to be envied. The feeling that you desperately wanted to own a Mercedes today by buying and driving this car quickly becomes embarrassing when you realize how bodabodas and taxis don’t give a sh*t for this particular Benz.
They will scratch you, I tell you! They scratched me while I was driving it. I expected to get the same level of “you don’t get close to a Mercedes” that I get the few times I drive my old Man’s W203 C Class. I was treated like I was driving a Toyota Ipsum.
Where it lacks is where it matters. It doesn’t feel like you are driving a car from the inventors of the automobile. We can argue that it’s a fairly old car and driving it now and reviewing it comes from a very biased point of comparing it to what later Mercedes cars feel like. But I’ve driven the W202 C Class, the baby sister of this car from the same timeline and it’s a much better place to sit and a much better Mercedes to drive. So what happened with this one?
Do I recommend it? The 1999 E Class is not a car you’ll park, lock and look back at it when you walk away. If you do it’ll be in regret of driving around in something this unattractive in 2021 and wondering if people will understand the few German advantages of having it. If you have to start from the bottom with the E Class, skip this one.
You’ll find better comfort, Mercedes driver satisfaction and local market value for your money driving a C Class from that generation.